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Last night we were in quiet mode in our bedroom, heading toward lights out, when a pronounced thump came from the kitchen. My wife sprang to her feet, hoping to catch the malefactor red-pawed. One of the cats had pushed over the counter the spray bottle of water used to punish one or the other when they do something untoward. I pointed out that the cats were justified, since this was war materiel, from their perspective. "It's not like it was an object used for civilian purposes," I added. She dismissed me with a look. I think I may be spending too much time on X arguing about wars and foreign affairs.

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Julie, I absolutely love this collection! British humor, criminal cats, beautiful mountains, and writing opportunities. You've practically assembled my dream vacation, although I would probably need bail money before the weekend was over! 😂❤️

Your trip to Estes Park sounds wonderful. I love the idea of a peaceful writing retreat surrounded by mountains and elk. Unfortunately, my idea of a writing retreat involves locking myself in a room while my husband, my 82-year-old father, and our animal kingdom stand outside demanding to know where everything is!

And Taskmaster? I live with my own cast of contestants! My husband is an engineer who believes every problem requires calculations. Dad believes instructions are merely suggestions. Our enormous European Great Dane, Franchesca, believes she's a lapdog, and I'm 4 feet 9 inches tall, which means reaching the top shelf qualifies as an Olympic event!

As for criminal cats, ours has never been convicted, but I suspect that's because the witnesses are dogs and nobody takes their testimony seriously! 😂🐈

I especially appreciate the information about humor submissions to Electric Literature. I write daily comedy stories about my wonderfully ridiculous Michigan household, and I'm always searching for places that appreciate a good laugh.

Thank you for sharing these wonderful resources, Julie! And please tell me the elk didn't participate in trivia night. I can handle losing to another human, but being intellectually defeated by an animal wearing antlers would require several years of therapy! 😂❤️

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