Stepping out into freezing temperatures in Phoenix is like trying exotic fruit - you have no idea where it came from, but it can be quite refreshing once you get past the weird, bumpy skin.
This was harder than I thought and my results are kind of meh:
Writing your first draft is like learning to crochet - your initial optimism is soon plagued by self-doubt, ripping up your work, and eventually throwing the whole thing in a drawer to deal with "later".
The meteor that caused the extinction of the dinosaurs is like me having sex. It's only happened once and the dark cloud it released over the earth will result in doom for so very many.
Agonising over your career is like haemorrhoids - no-one else really notices and it's only you that feels the pain.
Sounds about right!
As uncomfortable as it may be, I'm sitting on this thought.
😂
Got my one funny line in today (https://www.threads.net/@julievickwriter/post/C140X9dOZSy)! May try to get in some more later but also in the midst of trying to prep for the semester so may just be the one today!
Writer’s block is like diarrhea; it hits you at the worst time, and you wonder how long it will last.
Definitely equally unpleasant at times.
Here's mine!
Stepping out into freezing temperatures in Phoenix is like trying exotic fruit - you have no idea where it came from, but it can be quite refreshing once you get past the weird, bumpy skin.
Any time you enjoy dragonfruit, it will whisper: "Winter in Phoenix."
Haha, right!
I like my coffee like I like my men. Dark and strong.
https://twitter.com/sewistwrites/status/1744757372025798774
Definitely good to let it simmer sometimes!
I’m still on the hunt to meet a big ole hunky Meat-a-phor.
This was harder than I thought and my results are kind of meh:
Writing your first draft is like learning to crochet - your initial optimism is soon plagued by self-doubt, ripping up your work, and eventually throwing the whole thing in a drawer to deal with "later".
THis one was tough. I posted in the chat. Mine is meh.
I'm loving the one line a day idea. Thank you.
Happy to hear that!
Tipping is like raising a kid--
You’re always giving too much or too little, and everyone has an opinion about it.
So true on the opinions!
Being in debt is like being stuck in a loveless marriage—you keep paying for bad decisions you’ve long ago forgotten.
Too grim? LOL
The meteor that caused the extinction of the dinosaurs is like me having sex. It's only happened once and the dark cloud it released over the earth will result in doom for so very many.