I don't know which I find more intriguing -- that a group of lemurs is called a conspiracy, or that humans have somehow managed to keep the lemurs from finding out about this.
Researchers have found that dogs mirror their owners’ behaviors and personalities. My dog helps himself to a loaf of bread or a bag of chips from the pantry every morning. Who says carbs aren’t the Keto a good relationship?
I don't know which I find more intriguing -- that a group of lemurs is called a conspiracy, or that humans have somehow managed to keep the lemurs from finding out about this.
No joke, Julie. This week was a blast. Thank you!
Of course -- thanks for playing along and I love a good lemur joke :)
This is fantastic
You win Amanda. This is brilliant.
I love dogs. Dogs love me. That said, I've never met a chihuahua that didn't want to rip out my jugular.
The feeling is mutual
For the New Yorker caption:
“I can’t believe he ran out on me!”
Or
“He’s always winding me up!”
Ps Julie thanks so much for this challenge! Highlight of my week.
Thanks, Lindsey! Happy to hear that :)
No one ever warned me how much of adulthood involves trying not to make eye contact with dogs while I eat.
"He's also ranting and raving about time being a 'flat circle' -- and he's not even a circle!"
No one knows that dogs are herbivores. That's why they always want bark.
New Yorker contest: "We never find the time anymore."
New Yorker caption:
“Can’t we all just get alarm?”
Thanks, Julie, it’s been fun!
"He's only right twice a day-- why do you think he'll only meet at 1 o'clock!"
A Yorkie is to joy as Stalin was to freedom
Pigeons invented the nickname “sky rats” to distract from the fact that they’re actually part of the top 1% and hold the reins to power
(And I also echo the thanks! It has been so much fun)
They have a very good cover for the power thing! And glad to hear it has been fun :)
Researchers have found that dogs mirror their owners’ behaviors and personalities. My dog helps himself to a loaf of bread or a bag of chips from the pantry every morning. Who says carbs aren’t the Keto a good relationship?
Possible Captions:
What can I say, I’ve got wandering hands
Turns out I’ve been suppressing my binary nature – I need a digital partner
We pay you to tell us when the time is right
In this relationship she’s the alpha, I’m the Omega
OK, so we handle daylight savings a little differently
I think the droopy mustache has a timeless quality
Sure – you always agree with whichever of us indicates the most billable hours
Our hours & mins may be at odds, but can't we still have some good secs?
Enough with the relativity explanation, my time hasn’t been flying that fast
She’s obsessed with Mario & Luigi. I do my best with the mustache but Roman Numerals are beyond me
It’s a mid-life crisis, I’ve started counting down
She’s electric so don’t try & tell me I’m winding her up
It’s not my fault I happen to be aging slower
I agree about AA – but I don't need the meetings, just the batteries
We’ve tried face-to-face meetings, but it’s like we’re totally out of sync.
You’re damn right this is turning into a horologic show
It’s been like this ever since she heard that ‘Tick tock’ was going to be banned
DOG (Proudly, to CAT): See that? I knocked that pencil off the Human’s desk.
CAT: Hold my beer.
I am not represented in America (2025). And the south will rise again!
(I made t shirts) Ok
I am not represented in America (2025). And the south will rise again!
(I made t shirts)