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Man Struck by Lightening After Confessing "My Wife Was Right"

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For Fifth Consecutive Year, Most Popular Form of Exercise Is Hitting Snooze Button

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“Woman conquers existential dread with 2025 vision board featuring photo of rose petals in bubble bath”

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Fingers crossed this actually works.

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It’s pretty much our only hope now

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This was fun.

Woman spends two hours scrubbing kitchen floor for mother-in-law’s 10 minute visit.

Mother questions sanity in discovering baggie of baby teeth in Sterilite bin twenty years later.

Woman suffers sub zero temperatures without a hat because "hair turned out cute for once."

Man declutters basement by moving all boxes to garage.

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I've lived a version of number 2!

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These are great!

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Zuckerberg Announces New Meta Free Speech Policy Will Allow All Words Except 'Pale Lizard Man'

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Hahah I love this Zuckerberg slam!

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Substacker Too Afraid To Ask What Esoteric Means

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...fears investigation into Google search history

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"Husband stunned to discover wife is fully self-sufficient despite years of mansplaining how to do everything."

"Local man starves to death because he refuses to move things around in the refrigerator to find non-expired food."

"Teenagers discover the sky is blue simply from looking away from tier phones instead of Googling or reading about it on Reddit."

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😂😂

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Number 2 - yes! Can be applied to the pantry or medicine cabinet as well. ;)

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Oh absolutely!

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"Breaking: anyone in family eats take-home leftovers from restaurant"

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Brave! Woman goes jean shopping right after holidays.

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Also:

Smart! Woman replaces government-certified seatbelt with all-natural macrame wall hanger.

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Macrame is a great humor word!

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Oh damn! I can physically feel this!

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hahahahaha

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Childless Man Accused of Cultural Appropriation for Having Dad Bod

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Mother identifies drive-thru Starbucks barista as her "village”

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The drive-thru Starbucks was a lifeline when my kids were younger!

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Mine, too. We saved so much money on coffee once my littlest went to preschool.

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Hahaha yes 👏

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New study finds that the secret to happiness is ignoring all studies

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Jazz Community Outraged After RFK JR. Reveals He is Anti-Sax

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Accident-Prone Man Sets New Record By Having Three of Those Days

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Love this

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Thanks, Ros!

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hahahahha this made me laugh out loud, bestie!

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Thanks, bestie!

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Local Woman Shocked to Discover She’s Only Ever Spoken in Cliches Says at the End of the Day, It Is What It Is

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Meta’s Entire DE&I Budget Rerouted To Brand New “Masculine Energy” Division

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I thought this was supposed to be jokes, not facts :)

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Literally late to the party but my "why" actually works for today's challenge:

Woman spends 6 hours and $200 dollars cleaning her house so she can pay housecleaners $120 to spend two hours cleaning her house.

(I literally vacuumed. For the cleaners...)

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So happy to learn I am not the only one who does this. (And I feel like you could spin this into a full piece possibly).

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I have decades of experience to pull from.

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This was my Monday morning too!

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Me every other Thursday 🤣

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