Local writer tries to think of good joke
For Fifth Consecutive Year, Most Popular Form of Exercise Is Hitting Snooze Button
Man Struck by Lightening After Confessing "My Wife Was Right"
“Woman conquers existential dread with 2025 vision board featuring photo of rose petals in bubble bath”
Fingers crossed this actually works.
It’s pretty much our only hope now
This was fun.
Woman spends two hours scrubbing kitchen floor for mother-in-law’s 10 minute visit.
Mother questions sanity in discovering baggie of baby teeth in Sterilite bin twenty years later.
Woman suffers sub zero temperatures without a hat because "hair turned out cute for once."
Man declutters basement by moving all boxes to garage.
I've lived a version of number 2!
These are great!
Zuckerberg Announces New Meta Free Speech Policy Will Allow All Words Except 'Pale Lizard Man'
Hahah I love this Zuckerberg slam!
Substacker Too Afraid To Ask What Esoteric Means
...fears investigation into Google search history
"Husband stunned to discover wife is fully self-sufficient despite years of mansplaining how to do everything."
"Local man starves to death because he refuses to move things around in the refrigerator to find non-expired food."
"Teenagers discover the sky is blue simply from looking away from tier phones instead of Googling or reading about it on Reddit."
😂😂
Number 2 - yes! Can be applied to the pantry or medicine cabinet as well. ;)
Oh absolutely!
"Breaking: anyone in family eats take-home leftovers from restaurant"
Brave! Woman goes jean shopping right after holidays.
Also:
Smart! Woman replaces government-certified seatbelt with all-natural macrame wall hanger.
Macrame is a great humor word!
Oh damn! I can physically feel this!
hahahahaha
Childless Man Accused of Cultural Appropriation for Having Dad Bod
…or child-free man
Mother identifies drive-thru Starbucks barista as her "village”
The drive-thru Starbucks was a lifeline when my kids were younger!
Mine, too. We saved so much money on coffee once my littlest went to preschool.
Hahaha yes 👏
New study finds that the secret to happiness is ignoring all studies
Jazz Community Outraged After RFK JR. Reveals He is Anti-Sax
Accident-Prone Man Sets New Record By Having Three of Those Days
Love this
Thanks, Ros!
hahahahha this made me laugh out loud, bestie!
Thanks, bestie!
Local Woman Shocked to Discover She’s Only Ever Spoken in Cliches Says at the End of the Day, It Is What It Is
Meta’s Entire DE&I Budget Rerouted To Brand New “Masculine Energy” Division
I thought this was supposed to be jokes, not facts :)
Literally late to the party but my "why" actually works for today's challenge:
Woman spends 6 hours and $200 dollars cleaning her house so she can pay housecleaners $120 to spend two hours cleaning her house.
(I literally vacuumed. For the cleaners...)
So happy to learn I am not the only one who does this. (And I feel like you could spin this into a full piece possibly).
I have decades of experience to pull from.
This was my Monday morning too!
Me every other Thursday 🤣
For Fifth Consecutive Year, Most Popular Form of Exercise Is Hitting Snooze Button
Man Struck by Lightening After Confessing "My Wife Was Right"
“Woman conquers existential dread with 2025 vision board featuring photo of rose petals in bubble bath”
Fingers crossed this actually works.
It’s pretty much our only hope now
This was fun.
Woman spends two hours scrubbing kitchen floor for mother-in-law’s 10 minute visit.
Mother questions sanity in discovering baggie of baby teeth in Sterilite bin twenty years later.
Woman suffers sub zero temperatures without a hat because "hair turned out cute for once."
Man declutters basement by moving all boxes to garage.
I've lived a version of number 2!
These are great!
Zuckerberg Announces New Meta Free Speech Policy Will Allow All Words Except 'Pale Lizard Man'
Hahah I love this Zuckerberg slam!
Substacker Too Afraid To Ask What Esoteric Means
...fears investigation into Google search history
"Husband stunned to discover wife is fully self-sufficient despite years of mansplaining how to do everything."
"Local man starves to death because he refuses to move things around in the refrigerator to find non-expired food."
"Teenagers discover the sky is blue simply from looking away from tier phones instead of Googling or reading about it on Reddit."
😂😂
Number 2 - yes! Can be applied to the pantry or medicine cabinet as well. ;)
Oh absolutely!
"Breaking: anyone in family eats take-home leftovers from restaurant"
Brave! Woman goes jean shopping right after holidays.
Also:
Smart! Woman replaces government-certified seatbelt with all-natural macrame wall hanger.
Macrame is a great humor word!
Oh damn! I can physically feel this!
hahahahaha
Childless Man Accused of Cultural Appropriation for Having Dad Bod
…or child-free man
Mother identifies drive-thru Starbucks barista as her "village”
The drive-thru Starbucks was a lifeline when my kids were younger!
Mine, too. We saved so much money on coffee once my littlest went to preschool.
Hahaha yes 👏
New study finds that the secret to happiness is ignoring all studies
Jazz Community Outraged After RFK JR. Reveals He is Anti-Sax
Accident-Prone Man Sets New Record By Having Three of Those Days
Love this
Thanks, Ros!
hahahahha this made me laugh out loud, bestie!
Thanks, bestie!
Local Woman Shocked to Discover She’s Only Ever Spoken in Cliches Says at the End of the Day, It Is What It Is
Meta’s Entire DE&I Budget Rerouted To Brand New “Masculine Energy” Division
I thought this was supposed to be jokes, not facts :)
Literally late to the party but my "why" actually works for today's challenge:
Woman spends 6 hours and $200 dollars cleaning her house so she can pay housecleaners $120 to spend two hours cleaning her house.
(I literally vacuumed. For the cleaners...)
So happy to learn I am not the only one who does this. (And I feel like you could spin this into a full piece possibly).
I have decades of experience to pull from.
This was my Monday morning too!
Me every other Thursday 🤣