Also, one of my favorite wordplay subversions of all time is from "There's Something About Mary," when Chris Elliot's character says: "Each day is better than the next." I utter this phrase at least once per week.
Office Space: “Every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. Which means, any day you see me, you are literally seeing me on the worst day of my life.” Therapist: “Wow that’s messed up”
The rodeo joke in the article is too funny. The expression is a favorite of my 85-yr old father, to whom I reply, "Dad, quit with the rodeos-- it's not safe at your age!"
I hope so-- I'm too slow-witted to think on my feet. I need you to feed me the questions in advance. Thank you for putting this challenge together, Julie! I love seeing all the talent in the Substack community : )
I'm afraid dressing to the threes is the best I can do
Sometimes just the twos for me.
Love it!
Thanks!
This one's killer man! 🔥
Thanks, Rick!
fantastic
Thanks!
We've been asking "Who Let the Dogs Out?" for almost twenty-five years now, and still no one's thought to question the cat?
😂
In my 40s I try to drop it like it's hot, but then I've fallen and can't get up.
I was recently trying to explain those fallen and I can't get up commercials to one of my kids
Steve Urkel!
I feel this. LOL
Oh good, was hoping I wasn't alone on the floor
😂
What I lack in sleep, I make up for in tiredness
Your call is unimportant to us & may be recorded so we can have a bit of a laugh
"Mama said there'd be decades like this."
Also, one of my favorite wordplay subversions of all time is from "There's Something About Mary," when Chris Elliot's character says: "Each day is better than the next." I utter this phrase at least once per week.
Office Space: “Every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. Which means, any day you see me, you are literally seeing me on the worst day of my life.” Therapist: “Wow that’s messed up”
Poverty can’t buy happiness.
Whoever wrote the line “life is butter dream” in Row Your Boat clearly never grappled with high cholesterol
I always appreciate a good misheard song lyric.
Time flies when you’re under anesthesia
Turns out my Apple Care warranty doesn’t cover damages due to smashing the like button
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it turns out complete ignorance isn't that great either.
Mobster Ridiculed After Leaving Cannoli, Taking Gun
What if I only want shits OR giggles?
I think everyone really wants that!
I do have to say though, if I made someone laugh hard enough to poop their pants. I would remember that forever.
The rodeo joke in the article is too funny. The expression is a favorite of my 85-yr old father, to whom I reply, "Dad, quit with the rodeos-- it's not safe at your age!"
Ha, you are ahead of the game because I think a version of this comment will work for a day 4 prompt!
I hope so-- I'm too slow-witted to think on my feet. I need you to feed me the questions in advance. Thank you for putting this challenge together, Julie! I love seeing all the talent in the Substack community : )
Jeremiah was actually a leapfrog.
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Yay! I’m post menopausal! No eggs left! I now use my basket to carry all my wine 🍾🍷