Choose between an age-related joke and a dialogue joke
"Out, damned Spot!" – Shakespeare after buying a new puppy
I'm "I do a little dance when friends cancel plans with me" years old.
And these are the people I like.
RELATE!
I am "when I exercise, my joints hurt more than my muscles" years old.
Me, too! 😂
I am "Be kind, rewind" years old.
Yep, me too!
I am "young enough to injure myself, not young enough to recover" years old.
I am "Oh damn 'Married... with Children' was a documentary not a sitcom" years old.
I am “anxious about my tamagotchi being dead when I get home from school” years old
Oh this hits hard! RIP tamagotchi
I am “Looks around and wonders what the fuck I’m doing in this nightclub—I could be their mom” years old.
Same although maybe actually just shudders at the thought of the word "nightclub" years old.
I’m pretty much there too. Haha.
RELATE!! But I don't even try going anymore because I am "every day is sweatpants day" years old.
I’m “subtitles on everything even with the volume on high but that’s what everyone does, right?” years old.
I do this too but now I want to know if everyone is doing it too 😂
Me, too, and also “how did I ever watch TV without subtitles?!”
Once you go subtitles, you'll never go back!
Haha! Right!
“I’m just SO desperate.”
- Man to woman, coffee shop speed dating
(hold it together, man)
Oh no 😂. Things you shouldn't say at a speed dating event.
I didn't even overhear this, the poor woman just told me about it when I switched over to her table. It was a rough event for everybody.
I am “watching my robot vacuum clean the floor on a Saturday night while getting annoyed that it’s missed some spots” years old.
I am " It's not worth the migraine tomorrow by having a drink tonight" years old.
*sips on my market spice tea instead*
Yep, same!
I am "Your top playlist this year was 'White Noise, Looped' years old"
"I am gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" I tell my Mom as we both watch our Dog.
He turns his head away.
I am "I pumped gas on Rte 66 for 26 cents a gallon as a teenager" years old.
I am “talking on my Conair clear phone with a Delia’s catalog” years old.
"Out, damned Spot!" – Shakespeare after buying a new puppy
I'm "I do a little dance when friends cancel plans with me" years old.
And these are the people I like.
RELATE!
I am "when I exercise, my joints hurt more than my muscles" years old.
Me, too! 😂
I am "Be kind, rewind" years old.
Yep, me too!
I am "young enough to injure myself, not young enough to recover" years old.
I am "Oh damn 'Married... with Children' was a documentary not a sitcom" years old.
I am “anxious about my tamagotchi being dead when I get home from school” years old
Oh this hits hard! RIP tamagotchi
I am “Looks around and wonders what the fuck I’m doing in this nightclub—I could be their mom” years old.
Same although maybe actually just shudders at the thought of the word "nightclub" years old.
I’m pretty much there too. Haha.
RELATE!! But I don't even try going anymore because I am "every day is sweatpants day" years old.
I’m “subtitles on everything even with the volume on high but that’s what everyone does, right?” years old.
I do this too but now I want to know if everyone is doing it too 😂
Me, too, and also “how did I ever watch TV without subtitles?!”
Once you go subtitles, you'll never go back!
Haha! Right!
“I’m just SO desperate.”
- Man to woman, coffee shop speed dating
(hold it together, man)
Oh no 😂. Things you shouldn't say at a speed dating event.
I didn't even overhear this, the poor woman just told me about it when I switched over to her table. It was a rough event for everybody.
I am “watching my robot vacuum clean the floor on a Saturday night while getting annoyed that it’s missed some spots” years old.
I am " It's not worth the migraine tomorrow by having a drink tonight" years old.
*sips on my market spice tea instead*
Yep, same!
I am "Your top playlist this year was 'White Noise, Looped' years old"
"I am gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" I tell my Mom as we both watch our Dog.
He turns his head away.
I am "I pumped gas on Rte 66 for 26 cents a gallon as a teenager" years old.
I am “talking on my Conair clear phone with a Delia’s catalog” years old.