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my attempt to combine two of the prompts: I kill plants like no one’s watching

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Ha, same!

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I don’t dance; I gesticulate.

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Like no one’s watching?

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Hehe.

I don't dance don't ask me. Literally. I don't dance.

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I play Solitaire like no one is watching

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I sell burial plots so I can write about how parenting my kids makes me want to eat those strange looking mushrooms over there.

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